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Safety in numbers

Vivienne Westwood says we all now dress in the same boring way. But being a copycat has its benefits. Simon Cowell buys hundreds of the same grey Armani t-shirt because he would rather focus on his business than on sartorial … Continue reading

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Ask me not what I know

One more time for the cheap seats in the back! Derek Jacobi’s King Lear was magnificent last night at the Theatre Royal in Glasgow. The only problem was we could hardly hear him. Old women were practically falling over the … Continue reading

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The last supper

My death row dinner would have to be steak and chips. If they couldn’t rustle that up, it would be my own shepherd’s pie. Even with the human rights ‘gone mental’, I doubt they would let you cook your own … Continue reading

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